You're like sex on a stick and sings like a dream.

• dad: your mother made it home ok
• me: awes
• dad: you seem distracted
• me: watching a movie
• dad: which one
• me: Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows
• dad: i think you mean game of shadows
• me: i really don't

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• Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
• Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
• Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
• Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

yorkconda:

Hi, Hayley Williams is cleaning your screen.

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snowcircles:

yongoroku:

dissectingmybrain:

I saw this and this and thought they told a nice story.

Surprisingly, they both belong to Domkorra.

lololololololol

I ship it!

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begyounicefrommyknees:

Yeah because you look exactly the same…

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• Me: Hey I just met you
• Me: and we're in the same fandom.
• Me: So here's my full name, dog's name, iPod password, ID number, house key, blood type, family tree, picture of me when I was two, birth certificate, mother's birth certificate and father's birth certificate.
• Me: So call me maybe.

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ner0zumim:

oh zac morris, you beast

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